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Submitted by Christine_37
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To All Employees From Management Subject Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). 1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. |
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Submitted by Lil_jo
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This may offend some, read yourself before you share it. A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working. So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. |
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Submitted by HansC
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One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot.
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Submitted by DriveYouNutts
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You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups
of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon
juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky
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Christmas Jokes 
