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Submitted by Daddy's Girlie
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Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." |
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Submitted by Gemma_69
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place... The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer, "You were going at least 75 kmph in a 55 kmph zone." Man, "No sir, I was going 65 kmph." Wife, "Oh, Harry. You were going 80 kmph."[Man gives his wife a dirty look.] |
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Submitted by Smartie
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A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have any pockets, so she stuffed them both in her bra. Halfway through the night, she had already used up one handkerchief and was rummaging around in her bra for the other one. She was having trouble finding it, and soon she noticed that everyone at the table was looking at her. "What on earth are you doing?" asked one of her colleagues. She replied: "I could have sworn I had two when I arrived!" |
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