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Interest E-mail
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Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
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Choice E-mail
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
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Gravitation E-mail
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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

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Surprised Woman E-mail
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Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
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Laptop or iPad? E-mail
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I'd rather have a laptop than an iPad.  At least you can slam it shut when your missus walks in. 

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Daddy E-mail
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Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when i get big, but not with soo much hair all over

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